Heather Bell
February 17, 2009
Heather Bell has been writing for a long time.
She eats mountain lions and kills baby seals.
She has been previously published, numerous times, under her maiden name of ‘Schimel’ so you also might find some good stuff there. But don’t judge her based upon the incriminating photographs with genocidal dictators. We all start somewhere.
If you have any question or concerns about her writing, or just generally want to say hello, feel free to e-mail at schimelhr@gmail.com
February 17, 2009 at 3:27 am
whhaaa? you have a wordpress blog? Insanity!. Also, comments!
February 18, 2009 at 1:19 am
Straight From the Horses Mouth:
The reason people love Heather Bell is her writing, and
also her long flowing hair. The reason people love Heather
Bell’s writing is:
a) it says things you would have never thought of
b) it says thing you can’t comprehend because you were too busy writing cliches and dumbassery.
c) it kind of makes your mouth go numb
d) it makes you look like an idiot with no creativity, thus somehow, magically inspiring you.
e) all of the above.